No No. 1 in Ohio?

A day after The Ohio State University football team lost its Number One in the Nation status to the University of Florida in the BCS Championship Game, being soundly defeated by a score of 41 to 14, Bob Shurtz, a Hawken physics teacher and, more notably, a University of Michigan grad, gave his students a test. There were two questions. When one of his students looked at the test, he was puzzled, as were all of the other students. He asked the teacher: \"Mr. Shurtz, why does the test start with the number two and then go on to number three? Why isn`t there a number one?\" Matter of factly, Mr. Shurtz responded: \"Because there is no number one in Ohio.\" The answer to question #2: 41 The answer to question #3: 14. Nuff said. But there is no number one in Michigan, either, Bob. —Peter Anagnostos